Mom, I just want a SPRITE.
Frookie Cookies
What you wanted instead: Chips Ahoy.
What these tasted like: Cookies (yay!) sweetened with only fruit juice (noooooo).
And their cousin, the Frookwich
What you really wanted: Oreos.
What these tasted like: NOT Oreos.
Spritzer “sodas”
What you really wanted: Coca-Cola. Mountain Dew. Anything!
What this tasted like: The embarrassment you felt when you had friends from school over and your mom served up these instead of Sprite.
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